.308 Bullet Shot Glass

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Evening cocktails will never be the same again, once you start using these innovative shot glasses that have an authentic bullet etched into their middle. Talk about a conversation starter! This is a hand-blown shot glass that provides a standard 2 ounce pour of your favorite spirit. Rest assured that the bullets contain no lead or gunpowder residue, because nothing ruins a nice bourbon like the taste of flammable dust…

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Shit the Bed Hot Sauce

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A rose by any other name… They say Australia has the 10 most poisonous species of everything. You can’t even go to the bathroom without getting bitten, on the behind, by the deadly red-back spider. So it makes perfect sense that those bush-conquering Australians would make a hot-sauce strong enough to make you incontinent! Sh*t The Bed hot-sauce is 35,000 on the Scoville scale – that’s 10 times the heat of Tobasco. Crikey mate!

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UZI Tactical Pen

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Sure, you might have a pen that writes in space, but can your pen make waffles and remote control drone-strikes? Well neither can this one. But it’s still cool. The tactical pen is tough, durable, and actually does quite a few handy-dandy things that your fancy NASA pen won’t. It can break glass in case of an emergencies. It can write on things in ink. And it looks super-duper cool. OK, so maybe I just want one because they look bad-ass and what’s wrong with that?

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Sensitive Plant

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I’d heard of sensitive people, but sensitive plants? These delicate little flowers (haha) actually recoil when you touch them. Amazing, right? I don’t know about you, but the only other interactive plants I’ve ever come across are the ones you pick fruits and veggies from, or those little Venus Fly Traps that die after a week and never catch any flies. You can actually pat these little sensitive plans, and they move!

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Zero F’s Given Coins

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Say it with emphasis. Say it with a physical representation of your complete and utter lack of interest for whatever boring thing they said. With a fiscal value of precisely f*ck-nothing, these cheeky coins will let you look at the person you love the most in this world, stare at them with glazed eyes, and show them how much you value their story.

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You Suck at Parking Cards

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Have you ever seen something so beautiful? We’ve all seen it. We’ve all been victims of it. Some people just cannot (or choose not to) park inside the lines! Form an early age, we’re taught to draw inside the lines, with crayons, right? Parking is no different. New rules ñ if you can’t park you can’t have a car. Let people know when they’re just not getting the job done right, with these playful and to-the-point business cards. One of these on your windshield and you’ll definitely start paying more attention to your parking skills!

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